Quack Preap [patched]

Think of MacGyver with a rubber chicken instead of a Swiss Army knife. That’s quack preap energy.

The Quack Prep kit would contain a variety of items, including non-perishable food, water, first aid supplies, and communication devices. The kit would also include a comprehensive guidebook with instructions on how to respond to different types of emergencies, such as earthquakes, hurricanes, and floods. quack preap

So means: getting ready for something important using methods that are absurd, untested, or purely vibes-based. Think of MacGyver with a rubber chicken instead