And every morning at 8:07 AM, his boss, Mr. Henderson, would freeze mid-sentence. His pixelated face would dissolve into a blocky abstract painting, and his voice would morph into the sound of a drowning robot.
While this sounds ideal, it had its own downside. If Arthur walked slowly, or stood in the "Goldilocks zone" right between the kitchen and the hallway, his phone would enter a loop. It would switch to Bravo, realize Alpha was slightly stronger again, switch back to Alpha, and then back to Bravo. This "flapping" caused the phone to constantly disconnect and reconnect, draining the battery and making his Spotify stream stutter. wifi roaming sensitivity level