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Melissa Schemmenti (Lisa Ann Walter) draws Jacob Hill (Chris Perfetti). She gets him a “Ride or Die” scented candle. He gets her a donation to a charity for “Italian American heritage appreciation.” Melissa, a proud, pragmatic South Philly Italian, is insulted. She doesn’t want a theoretical donation; she wants a candle she can smell. Jacob, the well-meaning white ally, is crushed. Their resolution is quietly radical: Jacob admits his gift was performative, and Melissa admits she just wanted something tangible. He gives her a real, physical Italian cookbook. She gives him the candle. The lesson? Sometimes the most thoughtful gift is the one you can hold in your hands, not the one that makes you look good.

is not just the best Christmas episode of Abbott Elementary —it’s a top-tier entry for the entire series. It understands that the holidays in an underfunded public school aren’t about magic or miracles. They’re about surviving the gift exchange, laughing at the absurdity of a hookah in a classroom, and finding small, weird moments of connection with the people you spend 40 hours a week with. abbott elementary s02e10 bd5

In the episode’s biggest twist, Ava confiscates the hookah not to destroy it, but to use it as a prop for a school fundraising photo shoot. When Mr. Johnson demands it back, she reveals she already returned it. The two chaotic forces realize they actually respect each other’s grifts. Mr. Johnson’s gift to Ava? A single, dusty, framed photo of himself. Ava’s genuine delight (“Oh, this is going right over my desk”) is the episode’s funniest and weirdly sweetest moment. Their gift is mutual recognition: two outsiders who have mastered the art of looking like they don’t care while secretly running the entire school. Melissa Schemmenti (Lisa Ann Walter) draws Jacob Hill