Scarlett Alexis - Bratty Sis

Mom calls it a phase. Dad calls it “asserting dominance.” I call it living with a passive-aggressive feral cat who knows your passwords.

(squints at the crossword puzzle on the table): “First one to finish the crossword and make the perfect avocado toast wins. Loser does the dishes for a week.” scarlett alexis bratty sis

(takes a bite of her toast, crumbs falling like tiny confetti): “Bring it. Just remember: I’ve got the strategic mind of a grandmaster and the snack‑stashing skills of a ninja. You’ll need more than brat‑power to beat me.” Mom calls it a phase