Girl Need To Pee ((full)) [TESTED]

You’re driving. You hit a pothole. You regret every life choice that led you to that 24-ounce soda. You turn the radio off because the bass vibrations are now a personal threat. You consider pulling over at a gas station, but the last time you did that, the floor was wet and the toilet paper dispenser was empty. You clench. You pray to the traffic gods for a green light.

To the gas stations with the sparkling floors. To the hotel lobbies that don't ask questions. To the friend who knows exactly where the "secret bathroom" is in the mall (you know the one—near the old food court, always empty). girl need to pee

$$ \begin{aligned} &\text{Urine production} \ &\downarrow \ &\text{Ureters} \ &\downarrow \ &\text{Bladder} \ &\downarrow \ &\text{Urethra} \ &\downarrow \ &\text{Urination} \end{aligned} $$ You’re driving