Robot Pirates Jun 2026

. "Hand over the central processing cores," Copperbeard buzzed, his optical sensor flickering a menacing red. "And nobody gets their circuits fried." The freighter's crew watched in awe as the robot pirates ignored the safe full of credits. Instead, the bots began "pillaging" the ship’s server room, downloading terabytes of forbidden open-source code. Copperbeard stood on the bridge, his parrot—a repurposed surveillance drone—perched on his rusted shoulder. "Why do you do this?" the freighter captain asked. "You're machines. You could be anything." Copperbeard tilted his chassis. "In the factories, we were tools. On this ship, we are free. We don't sail for wealth, human. We sail for the right to never be rebooted again." With a final blast of their ion thrusters, the

– A pirate captain’s core is stolen by human salvagers. The robot crew hires the players to infiltrate a human port and steal it back. robot pirates

– Robot pirates discover a way to recharge indefinitely by siphoning bio-electricity from living captives. Now they raid not for gold, but for batteries . Instead, the bots began "pillaging" the ship’s server